Oh, hi. I'm so glad you decided to turn the package over. As you probably know, this is normally where authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their audiobook. I'm a little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and I don't believe in cheap tricks like that. Besides, I know you're way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff. Actually, I think you're so wonderful I thought I would use this space to praise you. Yes, that's right. You. Here are some of the nice things I have to say about you: "That is a beautiful blouse you're wearing. It goes so nicely with this audiobook."-Ellen DeGeneres. "I love the way you're holding this audiobook. It's like you were born to buy it and hold it forever."-Ellen DeGeneres. "[GASP!]"-Ellen DeGeneres, upon noticing your beauty for the first time. "You know what I love most about you? That we get each other. And also your eyes."-Ellen DeGeneres. "You're my favorite listener. Ever, of all time. Shhh…don't tell the other listeners."-Ellen DeGeneres.