A third helping satisfies the appetite of fans of smart humor with a fresh collection of stories honoring those who continue to improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it in a sublimely idiotic fashion! Included are over one hundred stories of award-winners, honorable mentions, and (debunked) urban legends-verified by the author and endorsed by website readers-together with a few returning all-time favorites, and exclusive material never before seen, including special science and safety tips for readers on how to avoid the scythe of natural selection! Appealing to Darwin Awards fans old and new, The Darwin Awards III is a must-have humor audiobook, illustrating the ongoing saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory!