Damned

The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, eleven-year-old Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas while her parents tout their new projects and adopt more orphans. When she dies of a marijuana overdose, the next thing she knows she’s in Hell, sharing a cell with a motley crew of young sinners: a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united to form the six-feet-under version of everyone’s favorite detention movie. Madison and her pals trek across the Dandruff Desert and climb the treacherous Mountain of Toenail Clippings to confront Satan in his citadel. This is the afterlife as only Chuck Palahniuk could imagine it: a twisted inferno where The English Patient plays endlessly, roaming demons devour sinners limb by limb, and the damned interrupt your dinner from their sweltering call center to hard-sell you Hell.